
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" Ok, so most of you remember that part of The Wizard Of Oz, where the man behind the curtain was frantically cranking and spinning handles and knobs, pushing buttons, watching the dials and gauges like a madman? Well that was me a couple of weeks ago! My husband was on his way to Mexico (not the scary parts) to do a field service job (which pays very well so I was not grumpy about his being gone to a warm climate while we're still here in the barren tundra) and because this is spring in New England- it's high water season- spring run-off, snow melting, all that. We own three hydro electric power stations which were running when he had to leave. Yep, busy time of year for hydro stations. Hubby called me from the airport in Detroit and said he recieved an automated call from one of the stations that it went "off line" which means it needed to be re-started. Now. I paused and said "And....this means what? Who do I call?" His reply: "I will call you in 20 minutes and I will talk you through start up procedure. Love ya, bye!" I was speechless. Which says a lot for me! So off I went to the station to await his call. It took me ten minutes to figure out which key it was to unlock the door to the place! Although I've been to the stations many times (I've even had hubby give my Girl Scout Troop tours through there). have I ever touched the equipment? Or even paid any attention at all to what buttons he pushed, dials he turned or what not? NOOOO! I was always busy trying to avoid the hydraulic oil and greasy bits of everything there. It is like being in a auto mechanics garage- everything is lubricated, filmy, and every guys dream. I was a bit out of my element to say the least, and the place is downright creepy! All that high voltage whizzing around! Although I do admire the nice vintage black bakelite handles on the equipment. So he called and took me through the list of procedures to start the thing up. (warning signs all around "DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!" egads!) Push this RED button, turn this handle, count to three, turn this other handle, count to ten, push this other RED button, turn on the synchroscope, watch the lights flash and the needle spin around crazy, turn this other handle, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...throw the switch... now! BANG! (heart palpitations!) It's running! Oh! Wait! What happened?! Everything just shut down again! Oh, you forgot to tell me what? So now I have to start all over?! Are you kidding me?! (insert cuss words here) Ok, I'll try it again! So, long story short, I got it up and going on the 4th try. I was feeling quite smug! Almost like Dr. Frankenstein (that's Frankensteeen!) "It's ALIVE!!!!" Thank God there were no ZZZZAPS, or sparks going off (although the big bang scared the crap out of me- hubby said he was sorry he forgot to warn me about that part.) So, I got to check the stations every day for 2 weeks, one of them went offline once and I got it started on the first try. YAY for me! I did get a big grease smudge on my favorite jacket though- aarrggghhh! Hubby thanked me and said he was VERY impressed, I told him it was my pleasure and he'd be recieving my invoice shortly.